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New Homestuck Sexcanon

Journal Entry: Sun Dec 23, 2012, 3:45 PM
Male trolls have vaginas.

Inspired by this rp (i was dave)

YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▲: hey
▼: oh, hey dave.
▲: john you are never going to believe this
▲: you are not going to fucking believe what i discovered last night
▼: oh god, i'm afraid to know what 'this' is.
▲: john
▲: trolls don't have dicks
▼: i'm even more afraid to know how you learned this.
▲: well karkat took a wrong turn to his room, wound up in my room, and i walked in as he was undressing for some weird reason
▲: and you don't want to know what that shit they do got down there looks like
▲: it's like..
▲: grosser than sneaking in on your parents fucking
▲: aliens are fucking weird
▼: okay now i'm
▼: confused
▼: i guess?
▲: dude I think Karkat has a vagina
▼: what.
▲: it was like... it kinda looked like one
▲: but kinda not
▲: you know?
▼: dave why are we discussing what karkat's not-dick looks like? this is... a really weird conversation i never thought i would ever have.
▲: i
▲: 'm just sayin
▲: that shit was nasty
▲: i have been scared for life
▲: worse than what Bro's weird puppets did to me
▼: wait what?
▼ HAS DUMPED YOU, CHUMP.

  • Mood: Jolly
  • Listening to: Homestuck
  • Reading: Homestuck
  • Watching: Homestuck
  • Playing: Homestuck
  • Eating: Homestuck
  • Drinking: Homestuck
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:iconskyjaykat:
SkyJayKat Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
A pretty popular, and pretty accurate, headcanon is that both male and female trolls have 'penis' and 'vagina' sex organs. The reason for it is that there is not really any such thing as gender differences, which is why trolls don't care for homosexual relationships and think of it as a fetish instead.
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:iconmygenderisno:
mygenderisno Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Student General Artist
I knew it was a famous headcanon amoungst Invader Zim fans for Irkens but I never thought of it for trolls for some reason. xD
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SkyJayKat Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
Bulges and nooks have always really been a think amongst the homestuck fanbase.
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:iconmygenderisno:
mygenderisno Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Student General Artist
They have always been a thing even outside the fanbase, but what they actually were I never had the mind to ponder. xD

What the shit that sounded almost poetic.
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Flamingsparkledragon Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
D: le fudge just happened here?
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:iconmygenderisno:
mygenderisno Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Student General Artist
Miracles. That's what happened.
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:iconflamingsparkledragon:
Flamingsparkledragon Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
uhhh
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:iconcmbdragon666:
cmbdragon666 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
oh my dear gog....
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:iconmygenderisno:
mygenderisno Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Student General Artist
ikr? What have I brought into the world? xD
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cmbdragon666 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
This is amazing, and I always suspected this... but naw, I still think they all have tentacle things. :iconshrugplz:
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